⚓ The Ship Shop · Opening Soon
Wear the Chaos.
Shirts for people who own a boat, want a boat, or just enjoy watching a rookie fix one. Every shirt buys a bolt — and this boat needs a lot of bolts.
Merch dropping soon
The First Designs
The full store is getting rigged up right now. Until it's ready, you can still grab these jerseys from our temporary store (secure PayPal checkout, prices in CAD).
Captain of Bad Decisions
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If Lost, Return Me to My Boat
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Captain Hungover
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Drunk on a Boat is Still Technically Navigation
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Captain of the Shipwrecked & Shameless
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Ass, Gas, or Deck Space
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Kiss Me Where It's Wet
Buy now ↗Hats, mugs, stickers and more designs are coming when the new store goes live.
Be first aboard
Get Pinged When the Store Opens
Launch-day designs, early-crew discounts and zero spam. Pinky swear on the bilge pump.